Hello Richard! :) What are your plans for after the holidays?

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Hello, acquaintances, I'm Richard. Not Rick or Ricky, simply Richard. Got it? If so, you're well ahead of my family, but that’s not saying much. The humans I share my home and now my yard with mean well, yet they never seem to do well. They're "how-to" helpless, especially when it comes to springtime activities. Luckily, I'm an avid outdoors expert and enthusiast, and I’m here to stay. I’m not here to help them, of course, but to document their disasters so you can learn from (and laugh at) their many mistakes.